The Amazing Dentist has two Amazing children. One of them is a delightful young lady who is dating a non-Asian male. She no likey non-Asians.
The Amazing Dentist shared with the Amazing daughter that the boyfriend was a "suck-up."
The Amazing daughter shared the news with caucasion boyfriend. The college kids are crazy with the information they share.
The white boyfriend was enjoying dessert at the Amazing's house after the afore mentioned psychedelic Turkey dinner and had the occasion to say to Mrs Amazing,
"I hear you think I am a kiss-ass."
Not a beat ensues...
"I never said you were a kiss-ass. I said you were a suck-up."
Wine was enjoyed by all!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
The Amazing Dentist and The Psychedelic Turkey
Okay, I can't believe I have never shared this lady before, but, here is Dr...The Amazing Dentist.
My wife works for an Asian dentist who is, shall we say, unique. The stories I hear and my visits to the office have been true ecstasy. You can't make this stuff up, and so, I share an "Amazing Dentist Thanksgiving."
The doc is preparing Thanksgiving with her dentist husband for her 90+ year-old in-laws. Both of them.
Imagine being married for two years and your spouse's parents are coming over for the first time. Apparently that feeling never changes.
The Amazing Dentist and her husband are preparing Thanksgiving dinner and as they prepare their Turkey some interesting happenstance occurs.
If you buy a turkey it will generally come with a bag that locks in succulent moisture. You make some slits to insert flour to keep tha bag off the bird, but the Amazing Dentist and her husband trust bags little.
In an effort to astound the in-laws she decides that it will be necessary to keep the bag off the bird and searches out tooth picks as a tent pole of sorts. The only picks she can find are an assortment of bright colors. Can you guess the consequence. It was a colorful Thanksgiving.
Even better though was the fact that the Amazing Dentist cut herself during some process of domestic preparation and applied a band-aid upon her wound. After preparing some wonderful Butternut Squash soup with a stick blender it became apparent that said dressing for said wound was said MISSING! Es no bueno!
The Amazing Dentist notified her grown and college attending (which means not really grown) children of said lost dressing and that they should avoid the soup. Everyone searched for the multi-colored band-aid, but to no avail.
The in-laws enjoyed the soup immensley. The children, grown though they be, had none. They were full. Not of dressing. They were seated next to the grandparents and instructed to keep a look out for said dressing. How would that work?
"Grandma look! THERE'S SANTA CLAUS!" Quickly grab said wound dressing and swallow.
Toodles.
My wife works for an Asian dentist who is, shall we say, unique. The stories I hear and my visits to the office have been true ecstasy. You can't make this stuff up, and so, I share an "Amazing Dentist Thanksgiving."
The doc is preparing Thanksgiving with her dentist husband for her 90+ year-old in-laws. Both of them.
Imagine being married for two years and your spouse's parents are coming over for the first time. Apparently that feeling never changes.
The Amazing Dentist and her husband are preparing Thanksgiving dinner and as they prepare their Turkey some interesting happenstance occurs.
If you buy a turkey it will generally come with a bag that locks in succulent moisture. You make some slits to insert flour to keep tha bag off the bird, but the Amazing Dentist and her husband trust bags little.
In an effort to astound the in-laws she decides that it will be necessary to keep the bag off the bird and searches out tooth picks as a tent pole of sorts. The only picks she can find are an assortment of bright colors. Can you guess the consequence. It was a colorful Thanksgiving.
Even better though was the fact that the Amazing Dentist cut herself during some process of domestic preparation and applied a band-aid upon her wound. After preparing some wonderful Butternut Squash soup with a stick blender it became apparent that said dressing for said wound was said MISSING! Es no bueno!
The Amazing Dentist notified her grown and college attending (which means not really grown) children of said lost dressing and that they should avoid the soup. Everyone searched for the multi-colored band-aid, but to no avail.
The in-laws enjoyed the soup immensley. The children, grown though they be, had none. They were full. Not of dressing. They were seated next to the grandparents and instructed to keep a look out for said dressing. How would that work?
"Grandma look! THERE'S SANTA CLAUS!" Quickly grab said wound dressing and swallow.
Toodles.
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